SETTING
Coronado, California - 9pm February 1st. Rite-Aid Store Orange Ave
STORY
Me: (Wandering up and down a candy aisle)
Rite-Aid Cashier: Sir, Can I help you?
Me: errrrr I don't think so
Rite-Aid Cashier: Are you sure, you look like you are having a hard time finding what you are looking for
Me: uhh, no I'ts kind of embarrassing what I am looking for
Rite-Aid Cashier: oh lol, the condoms are in aisle 7
Me: (blushing) No I am looking for a candy called a Cadbury Creme Egg, they are only sold around Easter.
Rite-Aid Clerk: Well it isn't Easter yet
Me: Yes, I know but in NY they have them
Rite-Aid Clerk: Well, this isn't NY
Me: I am aware that this is not NY and it is not yet Easter but I figured it wouldn't hurt to check if you had them
Rite-Aid Clerk: Perhaps you'd be interested in our selection of Valentines Day Candies
Me: There is no substitute for a Cadbury Creme Egg
Rite-Aid Clerk: You know, it would have been easier if you were just looking for consoms
Me: There is NO substitute for a Cadbury Creme Egg
