I had my first ever cycling nightmare last night..I am still trying to deconstruct it.
I'm riding alone in a remote area and I flat. I see some kids who tell me there is a bicycle "co-op" down the road. I find the place and it is staffed by a bunch of young hipsters who are telling me that if I had a fixed gear I wouldn't have flatted (it is a dream it isn't supposed to make sense).
I ask if I can buy a tube and they tell me they only sell something called "eco-tube" which is made out of recycled plastic bottles. I buy it and when I roll it out it says DO NOT INFLATE PAST 90psi. Then I woke up and had to take a piss.
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